- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's the soap?

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Thats what she said

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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