- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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