America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

A midget walked under a bar.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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