- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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