- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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