- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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