- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

I'm HIV positive.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

haha Otarts was here

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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