- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

The duck didn't cross the road.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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