Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

this website is a bad joke

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

I enjoy Popcorn

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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