- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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