- Anti Joke

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird