Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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