- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

You should read the Terms of Service.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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