What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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