- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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