- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

if you don't like this you're gay

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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