What did Reed read? A. Read?

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Gay republicans

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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