- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

whats worse than a kane nothing

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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