- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.