Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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