Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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