"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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123 f*ck off

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