- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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