Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Who is big and stupid My brother

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Your Mom

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A American seeking into mexico

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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