How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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