Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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