- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Of course, first door on your left

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

where do some birds live in? Earth

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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