- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What do I hate? people

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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