- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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