The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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