- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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