- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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