What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Fine, ladies first.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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