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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Sarah Palin.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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