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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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