What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

This is a random Anti joke.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

once upon a time, it snowed

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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