Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

whats chinese noodles

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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