It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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