once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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