What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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