- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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