what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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A van drives into a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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You and your parents are going to die today

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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This sentence is a lie.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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