- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

girls basketball

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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