- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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