I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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