so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

wanna hear a joke? yes

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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