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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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