How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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