- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

a. why? b. because

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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