- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What comes after Friday? A ?.

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