Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Are you gay. No. Ok.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Anti Joke

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