- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Caramel Boing.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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