- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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