- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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