What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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A black man has a job.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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