Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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A paralysed man falls over.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Anti Joke

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