- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Racial Equality

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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