- Anti Joke

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why? Why not?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!