- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

so the weather's nice...

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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