- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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