- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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