Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

the midget went to the midget store

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Your Mom The End.

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