- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A seal walks into a club.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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