Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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