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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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