- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's stupid a light bulb.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Velcro. What a rip off.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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