- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

poopy is poopy

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

nolan is gay

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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