- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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