- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

knock knock come in

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

autistic kids rock

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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