You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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