- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Justin beiber..

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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