- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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