- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A bar walks into a man

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

WILLYS

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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