- Anti Joke

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.