- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A blind man walks into a library.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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