- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why didn't he finish his

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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