- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

haha black people :D

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

women's rights

I dont have a girlfriend

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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