- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

don't just stand there

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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