- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Women's rights.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Once, I went to Peru.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What do you call your mom? Mom

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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