- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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