What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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