What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Y u do dis?

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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