What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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You bumder!

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Women's Rights..

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Anti Joke

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