- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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