My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

THE GAME

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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