- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

charlie sheen becomes sober.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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