A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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