What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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