It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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