- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

4 hours later.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Daniel is a fag

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