- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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