- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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