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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Barack Obama.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

karn chevalier

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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