Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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