How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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How you know when dislextic

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Anti Joke

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