- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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